im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ugly people sure do ruin things
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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