new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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