let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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