Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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