i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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