So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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