Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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