Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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