this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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