I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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