so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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