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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ambylanc

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  what?

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  there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Watching her eat just hurts me

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So that wine I told you about is vile...

  (360): View more from Washington

  That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?

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  Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day

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• (916): View more from California

  Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?

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• (516): View more from New York

  My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  It all started with a game of naked twister.

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