got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
