Cold hands, warm shart.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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