I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage