just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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