I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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