My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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