For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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