next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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