So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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