I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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