I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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