did you get engaged???
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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