I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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