the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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