no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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