i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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