YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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