Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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