i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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