all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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