I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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