I want to stick my p in your. b.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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