i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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