dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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