And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Fuck appropriateness.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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