yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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