the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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