Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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