lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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