worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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