And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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