There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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