I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
