Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
The power of my boobs compel you
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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