is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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