So drunk, too bad you don't want this
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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