If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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