You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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