whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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