what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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