So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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