Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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