Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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