So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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