You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
