This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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