Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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